I really appreciate Ed Hardy. I don't like Ed Hardy but I certainly appreciate it as a fun and easy way for D-bags to mark themselves, kind of like what professors do with tweet jackets, or like how the Nazis gave bar codes to all the Jews. It's usually pretty nice to have some high quality leading indicators like that when I meet new people, so I can approach the situation appropriately.
I wish there were something similar for girls who have boyfriends, because I have quite a knack for picking ladies who are spoken for to chat up, and it usually take at least 2 hours for that shoe to drop, if it does at all (read: it doesn't).
It seems to be happening more and more too. It's happened 4 times since April, which based on my rate of new meetings this summer was close to a 1.000 batting average. It's fucking stupid.
Put a fucking ring on it.
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